Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Day 1


Hello, I'm Barbara.

I'm 21 years old and a 3rd year student in college. This is day 1 of my new weight loss plan, and this is a blog I'm making to document my progress. I've never been in the best shape in the world and have always had a little tubbiness around my waistline. My ultimate goal is to lose inches off my waist and tighten up my abdomen, and hopefully come this spring I'll be in good enough shape to successfully rock a bikini for the first time in my life. :)


I'll be taking these diet pills called "perfectU." They're kinda new so this will be a bit of an experiment to see how well they actually work, that's mainly why I wanted to do this blog. They don't claim to necessarily be "weight loss" pills per se, but they do claim to use "powerful enzymes and metabolic hormones to shave away unwanted body fat and unlock your perfect inner self."

It lists a few side effects, but they're rather vague and not too terrible sounding; things like "occasional stomach aches, skin sensitivity, and localized swelling." I guess we'll have to wait and see what that entails. Anyway, the directions are pretty simple: 1 pill a day for 60 days.

Till Tomorrow!


8 comments:

  1. See you soon Barbara!

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  2. Best of Luck, I fear that you might be quite different in 60days

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  4. Hello. I'm Nat.

    I'm an 18-year-old high school senior, and I'm taking the perfectU pills too.

    My whole life, I've been fast and smart. I won every event at the track national championships, and my IQ is over 150. I'm so muscular that people think I'm a guy, and I'm so brainy that Ivy League schools want to give me full ride scholarships. I'm the star of the school. Some call me arrogant. I call me confident.

    Why am I taking the pills? I read that as a side effect, they make you relax. And I need to relax. No one at my school gets me. They always chastise me for not having titanic breasts or throwing myself at every guy I see. They don't like how I'm different. It's not just that I'm a smart tomboy. I'm also the only black girl at my school.

    Wish me luck. I'll be giving periodic updates.

    What I'm wearing: black cardigan, black pants

    Hairstyle: crew cut

    What I'm listening to: Beethoven

    Plans: Study for a couple hours, go for a run, go to bed

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  5. My name's Karen, and my sister's name is Abigail.

    She's 18. I'm 27. She's an 'actress'. I'm a science teacher at a university. She was a cheerleader. I was a valedictorian.

    The two of us don't get along very well. She's always bugging me and trying to get me to go shopping with her. I can't even go to the gym without being bothered by her. And her friends aren't any better. My friends wonder why I don't move away.

    But the one thing we can agree on is that we feel fat. So we and our friends are taking the perfectU pills. I hope they work well.

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  6. Hey there! My name’s Emily!

    Found your blog and it seems you have the same pills as I do, so I’ll be comparing my progress to yours here! It seems some others have done the same before me. I haven’t checked out the rest of your blog yet because I wanna compare what they do to me without expecting stuff beforehand!

    So, about me: I’m an 18 year old girl just out of high school and I study Biology. I don’t want to gloat or anything but I am really quite smart, and always get really good grades. My intellect is a bit of a trade for my social skills though. I don’t have many friends and am really awkward in public. I guess I just prefer spending my time indoors. I love watching youtube and drawing, rather than clubbing and drinking like most people my age. I’ve never had a boyfriend and basically always just dress casually.

    Now to what I look like: I have naturally blonde hair which I’ve never really maintained well enough for it to look good. I need glasses and have blue eyes. In terms of my body I’m as flat as pancake. I’m basically the perfect example of a skinny white girl. I’ve got no breasts, curves or butt to speak of sadly. The main issue with my appearance is my acne though. You wouldn’t believe the amount of zits I have, and they make me really insecure. I’m not the type to wear makeup either so I can’t really hide it.

    See you later, bye!!!

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